Total Medals Earned: 2,270 (From 360 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,730 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/500 points)
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 5 enemies.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 4/15 (140/405 points)
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Convert a boss into a spike
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.